Jokes Diary

Is it possible to bite your nose?‏

2009-09-26T20:58:00.000-07:00

Can you able to bite your nose with your teeth?

This man proved it !!!

Can you see it ??

2009-09-26T20:30:00.000-07:00

Can you see it?

Keep looking at the picture……

Go on….have another look…….

Still dont know……

Go back up and look AGAIN……

Concentrate….still cant see it ?

Ok I'll tell you…..

The orange stripes on the fish spell WHAT??!!!

So…..can you see it now !!! :-)

3 Stupid Stages of Life

2009-09-01T03:06:00.000-07:00

Teen age:

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age:

Have Money + Energy but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money …but no Energy

Lunchtime !!

2009-08-20T07:47:00.000-07:00

The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:
"What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my lunch break?!?"

The caller shouts back:
"Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...? I am the CEO of this company!"

The employee replies:
"Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"

Perplexed the CEO mumbles: "NO!!!"

The employee heaves a sigh of relieve and say: "Thank goodness for that!!" and hangs up..

Hahaha.....very smart employee!!

That's what I called: Love is BLIND!‏

2009-08-18T08:20:00.000-07:00

What's going wrong with the world??!!!

Privacy Policy

2009-08-17T05:48:00.000-07:00

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Airline Meal

2009-08-15T09:56:00.000-07:00

An airline meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services.Take a look at some of the pictures below :

Kuwait Airways

Iran Air

Air India

China Air

Jamaican Airway

Air Canada

Japan Air

Air Asia

Reset Your Mouse

2009-08-15T09:43:00.000-07:00

MOUSE CALIBRATION

You should actually do this every year. Even more often is recommended by Kim Kommando (the computer guru) if you spend a lot of time on the computer.

I was shocked to see how well this works, and how far off mine was!

To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below, then drag the Y toward the g.

If it doesn't work immediately, you might want to clean your mouse, as the calibration is off.

You dumb fool. You'll believe anything

Malaysia Future IC Card

2009-08-15T09:24:00.000-07:00

Malaysians_IDcard_1.jpg

Malaysians_IDcard_2.jpg

How to save papayas falling from the tree??

2009-08-15T09:05:00.000-07:00

How to save papayas falling from the tree??

Think....

Come on keep thinking .................

You think too hard........

Interviewee Form

2009-08-15T08:58:00.000-07:00

HAHA~ HAHA~
Why the boss fainted when see the form filled by the interviewee ?

Form
Name	:	Ah Boy
Age	:	Still young
Sex	:	Never. Still under age
Religion	:	I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race	:	I love to race, how you know?
Nationality	:	I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number	:	6735
Telephone number	:	House no telephone
Hand phone number	:	3310
Address	:	Penang Jelutong
City	:	Nor Haliza?
Postcode	:	I never post anything
State	:	In my family, I am 2nd
Country	:	I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status	:	Secret
Email Address	:	Hotmail
Education Background	:	My teacher said not bad
Working experience	:	Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name	:	Daddy
Father's IC	:	You ask him
Mother's name	:	Mummy
Mother's IC	:	You ask her
Current Salary	:	Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary	:	As much as you can pay
When can start work	:	Depends on my mood
Highest qualification	:	Ya, very high
Grade	:	Ya, very high
College/University	:	College
Signature	:	Can I use chop?

Sex In Public

2009-07-31T21:12:00.000-07:00

Sex is good, everybody accept it.But if it is in public, can't accept in any means.
Please see the below pictures.

ZOOMING...

ZOOMING...

SEE...

Cant you see that??!!

WHAT A NAUGHTY COUPLE!!!

How to Watch Porn Without Getting Caught?

2009-07-31T21:00:00.000-07:00

I want to share an ultimate way of evasion on how you can watch porn without getting caught :

Just take a look the picture below :

So from now on,just save yourself all those tedious steps and just watch porn like the picture above and I can 100% guarantee that you will never ever got caught.

DON'T WATCH ALONE!!

2009-07-31T10:51:00.000-07:00

WARNING : PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THIS ALONE !!

WHAT A CUTE DOG!!!!

Why African Women Can Run So Fast

2009-07-31T10:42:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder why African Women Can Run So Fast???

Because they are so scared...!!! ^_^

Happy Working

2009-07-27T19:44:00.000-07:00

Where Are You

2009-07-27T19:34:00.001-07:00

You're Fired

2009-07-27T19:32:00.000-07:00

Honey,I'm Sorry..

2009-07-27T19:21:00.000-07:00

Worst Job In The World

2009-07-27T19:20:00.000-07:00

Horror Movie

2009-07-27T18:44:00.000-07:00

Commited Suicide

2009-07-27T18:43:00.000-07:00

Bark Like A Dog

2009-07-27T18:41:00.000-07:00

Problem Solved

2009-07-27T18:40:00.000-07:00

Coca-Cola

2009-07-27T18:39:00.001-07:00

A Grim Fairy Tale

2009-07-27T08:16:00.000-07:00

Don't Worry

2009-07-27T08:15:00.000-07:00

Baby Sitting

2009-07-27T08:12:00.001-07:00

Robbery

2009-07-27T07:20:00.000-07:00

Or What ?

2009-05-19T21:31:00.000-07:00

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what’s wrong, and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, “For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’. When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me again, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ so again I take a ‘or what’. So you see doc when I get home I’m all tired out, and I don’t want it any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “So are we going to tell your husband or what?”

THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOME

2009-05-19T11:52:00.000-07:00

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

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EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $10, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

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BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men throw things at cats.

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FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change... but she does.

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DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man may put on shoes for weddings and funerals.

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NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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Link Exchange

2008-11-11T19:22:00.001-08:00

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